Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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