i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
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fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
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When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Boobs are out for the taking
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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