we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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