I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
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he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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