god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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