Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
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That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
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Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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