I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
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It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
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There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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