Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
The beers last night were like the tears from god
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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