I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
How's work?
Spinning.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Randomize
