I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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