My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
The beer is more important than you right now.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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