I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
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I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
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started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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