apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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