Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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