Her vagina should come with caution tape.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
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i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
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Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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