I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
Randomize