why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
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are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
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You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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