LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
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Oh Jesus.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
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Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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