found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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