I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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