they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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