Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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