Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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