i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
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How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
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lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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