We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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