Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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