we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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