theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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