hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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