I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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