erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
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I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
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He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
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