it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Randomize
