Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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