So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
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Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
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he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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