I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
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I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
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I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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