She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
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Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
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he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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