The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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