What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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