Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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