Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
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