she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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