We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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