its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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