You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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