none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
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He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
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