i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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