I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
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Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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