why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
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Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
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I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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