let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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