i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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