that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Randomize
