Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Randomize
