that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Four minutes until I can fart!
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
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So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
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I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
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I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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