i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
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