I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
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