he wants to bone in the snuggie
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
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